Baffled in Brooklyn


Urgent Care: Where logic will get you nowhere

  • Dr. Spock (My resident): So why is the baby here today?
  • Mom: He was breathing last night and his lungs were making noise.
  • Dr. Spock: And he's better now?
  • Mom: Yes.
  • Dr. Spock: OK. When did you notice the noise?
  • Mom: It was about 5 o'clock last night.
  • Dr. Spock: Why didn't you come last night when the baby was having the problem?