Micropenis
Its real. The baby’s Stretched penile length (the measurement at is medically relavent in neonates) is 1.5cm. Poor little guy. We’ve been doing some research on Micropenis and have found out some interesting facts in the medical literature.
Penile length varies very little among races in newborns
The average penile length of a homosexual male is larger than that of a heterosexual male
The average stretched penile length at birth is 4cm
An adult penis with an erect length of less that 7cm (2in) is considered to have a Micropenis
My iPad keeps correcting micropenis to micropenisitis. I have no idea why.