December 2011
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Wisdom of the OTH's: Skyrim Edition
You know, you can’t just go and marry the first guy you beat the shit out of.
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I Say It's My Birthday
Da na na na na na na It’s my birthday too yeah!
Sha la la la la la la la birth-day!
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“So clear to the ear it is sometimes seen.”
– Run DMC, Raising Help
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I Need a British Tumblroo to Help Me Out
I guess a well educated person from anywhere on earth could really help me with this, but since it pertains to the British royal family I’m calling on you guys for this one. Here goes. If he is married to the Queen, why isn’t Prince Philip the King?
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The Wisdom of TLOTH
At some point you’re going to realize that there are better sandwiches than knuckle.
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Pediatric Facts
The first case of child abuse prosecuted in the US occured in 1874 when a child named Mary Ellen Wilson suffered daily whippings at the hands of her foster parents. No agency to protect a child’s welfare existed (Child Protective Services wasn’t around) so the child’s interests were represented by the ASPCA.
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WatchBest. Birthday Card. Ever.
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Dear Best Buy Employee,
No. I am NOT buying the “old lady” a vacuum for Christmas. What are you, stupid? What kind of masochistic asshole buys his wife a vacuum for Christmas? We’re not even going to get into your use of the phrase “old lady” because it shouldn’t even be necessary. I’m buying a vacuum because my old one broke [message redacted] months ago and it needs to be...
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Chanukkah Fact #613
Macabeer tastes like absolute shit. The true miracle of Chanukkah is that anybody found a way to make beer that’s worse than Genny Cream Ale.
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This Just In...
The Hess truck’s back and it’s better than ever.
Serious as a Heart Attack, Free as in Beer →
thereallygoodpotroast:
September 2010, The Really Good Pot Roast released our first full length album, Serious as a Heart Attack. The album is available on iTunes, AmazonMP3, Amazon.com, and a host of other stores. Tens of people bought it. It was obviously a wild success.
On the eve of our second release, we’re rereleasing Serious as a Heart Attack on Bandcamp. Even better, we’re...
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Thoughts of Child Birth
steps on to soapbox
As a pediatrician who works in a Neonatal Intensive Care Unit I see sick newborns a lot. Whenever I see a baby transferred to the NICU from a birthing center or from a home birth I get angry. Angry that with all the medical technology available in the United States you would chose to put yourself and your future baby at risk by ignoring it all. Every 90 seconds a woman...
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Just In Case You're Watching the CBS Morning News...
On behalf of sensible Jews everywhere I apologize for the embarrassing display of tackiness and awkwardness that is about to occur. Yeshiva Boys Choir, I await my apology from you.
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What would you do if all you toys came alive?
My 5 year old patient’s answer was, “I’d kill all of the toys and then call my mommy.”. I feel this is a legitimate answer. The school sent him to the ER in an ambulance for an emergency psychiatry consult.
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Immediately Ban the Deadly Videogame Known as...
Immediately Ban the Deadly Videogame Known as “SkyRim” for The Safety of America’s Youths. | The White House
https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions/!/petition/immediately-ban-deadly-videogame-known-skyrim-safety-americas-youths/YmY1bLQ5
If this doesn’t make you want Skyrim you’re broken.
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Observations About Brooklyn
There are a racist number of fried chicken restaurants in my neighborhood.
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Reflections on Working in a Hospital
Between the water cooler and the Keurig its a miracle I stop peeing long enough to take care of the babies.
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Fuck the US Postal Service
In the ass.
