Baffled in Brooklyn

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Living in the Big City

Life in Brooklyn frequently involves listening to other peoples music at high volumes.  Frequently, the music involved has a lot of bass and involves angry gentleman discussing how well they treat women and each other.  Today is different.  Today my neighbor is blasting “My Secret Lover” so loud I can hear the speakers begging for mercy.

My. Secret. Lover.

Mahna-Mahna

Doot doo da doo doo

Ray Manzarek, keyboardist for the Doors, has died at 74 | EW.com

Always loved The Doors.

  • The entire plot of Lord of the Rings: "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me."
Wisdom

Wisdom

(Source: plasticdonut)

Clearly this actor plays for Team Loras.

- TLOTH while watching Game of Thrones

Hi! Can I ask you a couple questions about the process of med school?

Sure! The ask box is always open.

F-bombs are like salt and pepper. You need to sprinkle them in every now and then to add flavor.

- I teach my residents all sorts of important things on rounds

Anniversary dinner and drinks at Mermaid Inn.

Anniversary dinner and drinks at Mermaid Inn.

Dr. B:  I got the plant.  It’s really nice.  I put it in the front window so it would get lots of sun.
Momma Baffled:  Glad you like it.  Happy anniversary.  Here’s your sister.
Sister Baffled:  Hey, what’s up.
Dr. B:  Thanks for the plant.  It’s nice.  Why a cactus?  Was the desired sentiment, “May your marriage be as prickly as this cactus.”?
Sister Baffled:  I convinced mom that 9 years was the cactus anniversary, but really I just got the thing because you’re a fucking prick.
Dr. B:  Sounds reasonable. 

Dr. B:  I got the plant.  It’s really nice.  I put it in the front window so it would get lots of sun.

Momma Baffled:  Glad you like it.  Happy anniversary.  Here’s your sister.

Sister Baffled:  Hey, what’s up.

Dr. B:  Thanks for the plant.  It’s nice.  Why a cactus?  Was the desired sentiment, “May your marriage be as prickly as this cactus.”?

Sister Baffled:  I convinced mom that 9 years was the cactus anniversary, but really I just got the thing because you’re a fucking prick.

Dr. B:  Sounds reasonable.